I was just reading that in Cambodia they’ve made it illegal for any foreigner over 50 from marrying a local girl. I’m thinking I might move there. No more hassles with girls trying to rush to get married. I can just say “Sorry, can’t do it. It’s illegal.”
I woke up in the morning and all I could remember was thinking, “How did this ladyboy get into my room?”
I don’t know why but whenever I come to Thailand I always equate how much money I have with how many drinks it will buy and how many girls I can get with that.
Guy 1: Yeah, but she said it was okay without a condom.
Guy 2: You went bareback with a gogo girl?
Guy 1: She’s the one who suggested it.
I think you should get a pass if you bang a really smoking hot chick. Your girlfriend should be proud you could pull a girl that hot and not pay for it.
Thai Girl: I have to set up many Facebook pages because the last guy, I block him from seeing my relationship status but then he go to all my friend’s pages and see that my other boyfriend say he in a relationship with me. Why farang man always checking everything?
Farang: Well, he was right. You are seeing someone else.
Thai Girl: Yes, but why he not trust me?
Farang: Are you serious?
How do you spell “Dick”?
Bar staff asking a customer to help her with a SMS message.
So after 10 minutes of her speaking in English with someone on the phone I ask her, “Who the fuck was that?” She says, “My sister.” I’m like “Your sister doesn’t speak English. How fucking stupid do you think I am.”
Overheard in a gogo bar on Soi Cowboy