CIA
I know CIA when I see it. You’re totally a CIA agent. Don’t even start lying and telling me you’re not. I’ve been followed by the CIA before and you’re fucking CIA if I ever saw one.
Overheard at Hideaway by BB
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Super Liver
I really don’t get it. All of the drinking I do and the doc said the liver is 100%. Either I’ve got the toughest liver in the world or I’m not trying hard enough. That said, you up for a Jager shot?
Overheard at Bourbon Street by Chaz
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Squat Toilets and Drunks Don’t Mix
Whoever invented squat toilets surely didn’t have drunk people in mind.
Overheard in Siam Paragon food court by Randy
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Cinderella
I don’t know what happened. We were talking and the next thing I know she throws a bunch of coins at me and runs away crying. All she left was one flip-flop. Maybe she’s some sort of Thai Cinderella or something.
Overheard at Big Mango by Paul
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Been down that road
At this point, I’m not even sure I know the meaning of shame.
Overheard at Sunrise Tacos by Paul
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Very organized
I have a whole system for dealing with women. If possible, I take a pic of them with my phone so I remember what they look like. Then, in the address book I have them broken up into groups. If they have a pound sign next to their name, I’ve pounded them. If there’s an astrick next to their name it means I don’t want to hear from them again. If there’s a plus sign it means I want to sleep with them. And if there’s a minus sign next to their name it means . . . I’m not sure what that means but I’m sure I did it for a reason.
Overheard @ Robin Hood by Black Hat
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Mac and Sleeze
It just feels so weird having to go to a premium market to get Kraft macaroni and cheese.
Overheard at Villa Market by Bandit
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Excuse me but . . .
Guy popping his head into the bar: Hey, did I come in here last night?
Bartender: No
Guy popping his head into the bar: Good.
Overheard at Crazy Girls bar (Soi 22) by Miles
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Mystery Night
You ever wake up and find a bra in your bed and wonder how it got there?
Overheard at Starbucks Siam Paragon by Dirk