Thailand needs a Thai David Letterman or Jay Leno. If more politicians knew they were going to be ridiculed every evening maybe they would stop saying and doing such stupid shit. – Overheard on BTS
I’ll tell you what, if I was going to dump some crazy Thai chick I wouldn’t get wrapped up in all that drama. I would just put a mirror at the bottom of my pool and go someplace public where I could have an alibi. When they find her dead at the bottom of the [...]
Farang: I see this farang guy getting out of a taxi arguing with his Thai girlfriend. She took a few swings and scratched him up a bit. Things escalated and he swung at her. Next thing you know every taxi driver, motorcycle taxi driver, and street stall owner ran over and beat the the guy [...]
Thai woman: I think you should buy me a car. Farang guy: What? Why do you need a car? You don’t even know how to drive. Thai woman: I know but I think you should buy me a car. I like cars. Farang guy: You like pandas too but I’m not buying you one. How [...]
So she asks me why I’m angry with her and I say “Because you lied to me.” And she says “I didn’t lie to you. I told you something that wasn’t true” Overheard in a bar on Soi 4.
Why does every sappy Thai pop song say “Mai Kao Jai” (I don’t understand)? Your boyfriend is going to cheat on you with your best friend. It happens in every music video. What’s so hard to understand about that? – Overheard on the BTS, farang guy talking to his friend.
This girl calls me the other day ranting about me ignoring her. I have no idea what she’s talking about since I have no texts or phone calls from her in my phone. About 10 minutes into her blowup I figure out she’s been sending text messages to my landline phone. – Overheard in a [...]
