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  • admin 6:57 am on April 4, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Not the next American Idol 

    You know you’re making a mistake when some random homeless guy gives the girl you’re with a thumbs down.

    Overheard at Gulliver’s by Terrance

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  • admin 3:48 pm on April 1, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    What about Hyenas? 

    Why can’t you barfine the coyotes?

    Overheard at Tilac by Max

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  • admin 3:00 pm on March 30, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    1 + 2 != 3 

    Ahhhh, the mythical Thai threesome. A lot of people confuse two onesomes as a threesome.

    Overheard at Titanium by Oliver

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  • admin 3:43 pm on March 29, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Silence is golden 

    Honey, you would be perfect if you didn’t talk.

    Overheard in Baccarra by Tony

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  • admin 3:31 pm on March 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    You know you’ve crossed a milestone in your expat journey when you start avoiding places with too many women because you want to have a quiet night 

    Overheard at Office Bar & Grill by Gil

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  • admin 6:21 pm on March 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Great deal? 

    Okay, I buy. You pay.

    Overheard just about every bar I’ve ever been in by Mike

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  • admin 3:22 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Eat Already 

    Of course you’re hungry.  You’re Thai. 

    Overheard on BTS by Gobby

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  • admin 3:19 pm on March 21, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Well, there is a buffet 

    Seriously, she’s got strippers coming for her birthday.  Plus there’s a free buffet so your girlfriend can’t even get mad about it.  

    Overheard at Moonshine by Tag

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  • admin 3:17 pm on March 19, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Deja Vu 

    Cruising Cowboy is like starring in Groundhog Day.  You can go into every single bar and have the same exact conversation in every bar with the small exception of their names, where they’re from, and how many children they have.  

    Overheard on Asok by Owen

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  • admin 4:24 pm on March 10, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    N00bs 

    What do you mean, “How do you get her to leave”? Just pay her and tell her to go home! Fucking newbies. Next phone call better not be asking me how to put a condom on.

    Overheard at Cho Cho’s by Randall

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