Siamtastic's Overheard in Thailand » Thai Girls http://www.siamtastic.com Funny and interesting stuff overhead in Thailand Sat, 04 Feb 2012 16:09:04 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Credentials http://www.siamtastic.com/credentials/ http://www.siamtastic.com/credentials/#comments Sat, 04 Feb 2012 16:09:04 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=375 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> Going to a go-go bar and trying to impress the ladies is about as sad as walking into McDonald’s with your CV and trying convince them you’re qualified to purchase a hamburger.

Overheard in Long Gun by Ramon

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]]> http://www.siamtastic.com/credentials/feed/ 0 I am what I am http://www.siamtastic.com/i-am-what-i-am/ http://www.siamtastic.com/i-am-what-i-am/#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:06:58 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=373
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    Girl: I know, ATM’s have money

    Overheard at Titanium by Fresh

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    Overheard at Sin Bin by Hector

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    ]]>     http://www.siamtastic.com/saved-by-the-boobs/feed/ 0     Indians Everywhere http://www.siamtastic.com/indians-everywhere/ http://www.siamtastic.com/indians-everywhere/#comments Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:48:45 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=360
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    • Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]>     Thai gal to her farang boyfriend: It smells like Indians. Men!

    Same Thai gal noticing Indian guy standing behind her: Ooops!

    Overheard on the BTS.

    * “Men” is Thai for something that stinks or smells bad.

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    ]]>     http://www.siamtastic.com/indians-everywhere/feed/ 0     Fatty http://www.siamtastic.com/fatty/ http://www.siamtastic.com/fatty/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 01:28:04 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=330
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    Farang Customer: Haha, yes, I’m pom pui.

    Waitress: No, you’re fat.

    Overheard in Butterfly Bar by Nightrider

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    ]]>     http://www.siamtastic.com/fatty/feed/ 0     Cinderella http://www.siamtastic.com/cinderella/ http://www.siamtastic.com/cinderella/#comments Tue, 10 Jan 2012 01:14:21 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=308
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    Overheard at Big Mango by Paul

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    ]]>     http://www.siamtastic.com/cinderella/feed/ 0     Good Company http://www.siamtastic.com/good-company/ http://www.siamtastic.com/good-company/#comments Tue, 13 Dec 2011 22:16:25 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=273
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    Overheard at Starbucks – Times Square Building by Gator

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    Overheard at Black Swan by Tony

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    ]]>     http://www.siamtastic.com/youre-my-hero/feed/ 0     That’s what holidays are for http://www.siamtastic.com/thats-what-holidays-are-for/ http://www.siamtastic.com/thats-what-holidays-are-for/#comments Mon, 12 Dec 2011 23:53:19 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/thats-what-holidays-are-for/
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    Overheard in bar in Phuket by AussieBob

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