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  • admin 4:09 pm on February 4, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Credentials 

    Going to a go-go bar and trying to impress the ladies is about as sad as walking into McDonald’s with your CV and trying convince them you’re qualified to purchase a hamburger.

    Overheard in Long Gun by Ramon

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  • admin 4:06 pm on February 3, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    I am what I am 

    Guy: I’m not just some ATM
    Girl: I know, ATM’s have money

    Overheard at Titanium by Fresh

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  • admin 4:03 pm on January 30, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Saved by the boobs 

    If she wasn’t so hot, I would be pissed

    Overheard at Sin Bin by Hector

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  • admin 5:48 pm on January 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Indians Everywhere 

    Thai gal to her farang boyfriend: It smells like Indians. Men!

    Same Thai gal noticing Indian guy standing behind her: Ooops!

    Overheard on the BTS.

    * “Men” is Thai for something that stinks or smells bad.

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  • admin 1:28 am on January 21, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Fatty 

    Waitress: You’re fat!

    Farang Customer: Haha, yes, I’m pom pui.

    Waitress: No, you’re fat.

    Overheard in Butterfly Bar by Nightrider

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  • admin 1:14 am on January 10, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Cinderella 

    I don’t know what happened. We were talking and the next thing I know she throws a bunch of coins at me and runs away crying. All she left was one flip-flop. Maybe she’s some sort of Thai Cinderella or something.

    Overheard at Big Mango by Paul

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  • admin 10:16 pm on December 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply  

    Good Company 

    We all sat in the back at her wedding trying to guess who hadn’t fucked her.  Who invites a bunch of their one night stands to their wedding?

    Overheard at Starbucks – Times Square Building by Gator

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  • admin 7:57 pm on December 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply  

    Clowns 

    She’s in the bathroom putting on her clown makeup.  

    Overheard at Black Swan by Tony

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  • admin 11:58 pm on December 12, 2011 Permalink | Reply  

    You’re my hero 

    Come on, cheer up.  You gave a hooker an STD.  How many people can say that?  

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  • admin 11:53 pm on December 12, 2011 Permalink | Reply  

    That’s what holidays are for 

    Hey, the only reason I get up early for the free buffet breakfast is to get a glimpse of all the girls, and an occasional ladyboy, doing the walk of shame in the morning.  

    Overheard in bar in Phuket by AussieBob

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