My alarm clock
I got woken up by the police. That should tell you how last night went.
Overheard at Angel Witch by Steve
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Cops or Lady Boys
Guy 1: Dude, this ladyboy just tried to grab me. I almost punched that mother f*cker in the face.
Guy 2: That might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in Thailand
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: There are two people you never hit in Thailand, cops and ladyboys. And if I had to make a choice between the two I would hit the cop because at least he knows he has paperwork to fill out when he kills you.