I’ve got 500 baht on me Suggestions on…
I’ve got 500 baht on me. Suggestions on how to turn that into getting laid appreciated.
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Sage advice
I’m just saying, if you have a choice, never pick the one with the scorpion tattoo. Trust me on that!
Overheard in Nana Plaza by Oliver
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Home delivery
What’s even better than scoring a booty call at 3am is asking her to stop and pick up McDonald’s on her way over.
Overheard on Soi 23 by Dan
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The mother of invention
All of these fortune tellers are out of business as soon as someone makes a Magic 8 Ball in Thai
Overheard in the Soi 5 to 7 alley by Jack
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Triple X Rated
It’s uncomfortable when you’re out with a girl and run into an ex. It’s embarrassing when you run into two ex’s. It’s time to go the fuck home when the third ex shows up.
Overheard at Long Table by Ian
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When you hit a new low, keep digging
I’ve reached a new low. I was someone’s pity fuck. In the morning when I asked for her phone number she gave me 300 baht and told me her phone was broken.
Overheard at Starbucks by Steven
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Mixed Signals
Living in Thailand makes you realize what a pain in the ass it must be for women back home to get hit on all of the time. It’s like, “Hey, I was just casually looking over in your general direction. I didn’t invite you over.”
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When a cliche becomes cliche
So let me guess, Thailand is the greatest place in the world and you’re going to go back home, sell all of your stuff, and move here. Man, I’m sure there’s a bargirl getting wet in the pants right now.
Overheard at Emporium by Kevin
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The bad influence
White girl getting into a taxi with 3 guys: I don’t care. I want to see some boobies. Let’s go!
Overheard outside Pantip Plaza by Marco.
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Hi-So
No, it’s a really nice place. A “have to wear shoes and pants” type of place.
Overheard on Silom by Paul
Andy_bkk is discussing.
Andy_bkk 5:51 pm on April 28, 2012 Permalink
That was the rate a couple of years ago at Lumpini Park late at night. Not sure if this still applies though. Alternatively 3-4 in the morning on Sukhumvit.