Siamtastic's Overheard in Thailand » Nightlife http://www.siamtastic.com Funny and interesting stuff overhead in Thailand Sat, 04 Feb 2012 16:09:04 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Credentials http://www.siamtastic.com/credentials/ http://www.siamtastic.com/credentials/#comments Sat, 04 Feb 2012 16:09:04 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=375 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> Going to a go-go bar and trying to impress the ladies is about as sad as walking into McDonald’s with your CV and trying convince them you’re qualified to purchase a hamburger.

Overheard in Long Gun by Ramon

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]]> http://www.siamtastic.com/credentials/feed/ 0 The Voices http://www.siamtastic.com/the-voices/ http://www.siamtastic.com/the-voices/#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 16:00:42 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=363
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    Overheard at The Dubliner by Fox

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    ]]>     http://www.siamtastic.com/the-voices/feed/ 0     Hangover Cure! http://www.siamtastic.com/hangover-cure/ http://www.siamtastic.com/hangover-cure/#comments Thu, 26 Jan 2012 16:50:08 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=357
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    Overheard at Burbon Street by Gotcha

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    ]]>     http://www.siamtastic.com/hangover-cure/feed/ 0     Teething Pains http://www.siamtastic.com/teething-pains/ http://www.siamtastic.com/teething-pains/#comments Wed, 25 Jan 2012 01:33:35 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=338 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> When I went to take a shower there were teeth marks in the soap. I’m like WTF?!?

    Overheard at Penalty Spot by Taz

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    SMS message from friend by SD

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    ]]>     http://www.siamtastic.com/juiced-up/feed/ 0     Pickles for Change http://www.siamtastic.com/pickles-for-change/ http://www.siamtastic.com/pickles-for-change/#comments Fri, 20 Jan 2012 01:25:53 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=328
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    Overheard in Brown Sugar by Mike

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    ]]>     http://www.siamtastic.com/pickles-for-change/feed/ 0     Good Morning http://www.siamtastic.com/good-morning/ http://www.siamtastic.com/good-morning/#comments Thu, 19 Jan 2012 01:25:01 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=326
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    Overheard crossing Asok by Zulu

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    ]]>     http://www.siamtastic.com/good-morning/feed/ 1     Drunk Drivers http://www.siamtastic.com/drunk-drivers/ http://www.siamtastic.com/drunk-drivers/#comments Wed, 18 Jan 2012 01:23:56 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=324
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    Overheard in Sportsman by Alex

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    Overheard at Cheap Charlie’s by The Oz

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    ]]>     http://www.siamtastic.com/instant-replay/feed/ 0     These aren’t the droids you’re looking for http://www.siamtastic.com/these-arent-the-droids-youre-looking-for/ http://www.siamtastic.com/these-arent-the-droids-youre-looking-for/#comments Sun, 15 Jan 2012 01:20:03 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=318
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    Overheard at Tilac Bar by Bangkok Lover

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