And me, I still believe in paradise. But now at least I know it’s not some place you can look for, ’cause it’s not where you go. It’s how you feel for a moment in your life when you’re a part of something, and if you find that moment… it lasts forever…
Richard, The Beach
The point is, this demon takes me to pretty weird places. Now we lost Teddy for two days in Bangkok. But that same demon, took us to hell and back to find him. We took on Bangkok and we won. Now that’s pretty fucking cool, if you ask me! Right?
Hangover 2
Stu: Listen Teddy. I’m really sorry. We didn’t mean for any of this to happen.
Teddy: It’s funny, I can’t remember anything. But when I woke up I was kinda happy.
Stu: Yeah!
Teddy: By the way, do you have any idea where my finger is?
Stu: Yeah, we gave it to a drug dealing monkey.
Teddy: Bangkok.
Stu: Yeah! Right? Fucking Bangkok!
Hangover 2
Kimmy: You should have seen him. He was so sexy. They way he move round. But I asked him slow down cause I drop my load to quick.
Stu: Load? What load?
Kimmy: Oh, you know. My sperms.
Stu: Uh…your English is off. You’re talking about my sperms. Your sperms aren’t from…
Kimmy: From my balls.
Phil: Hold on! Back up.
Stu: Uh…wait. Are…are you…?
[Kimmy takes off her robe]
Kimmy: Hey, you in Bangkok sweetie. There’s a reason they don’t call it Bangcunt.
[she turns around to reveal her penis]
Stu: Woh! Oh, God!
Phil: Wow!
Alan: I don’t get it. Is this a magic show?
Hangover 2
Phil: We’re looking for out friend Teddy. Have you seen him?
Tattoo Joe: Not since last night. Why? What happened?
Stu: Yeah, I’m supposed to marry his sister tomorrow and we kinda lost him.
Tattoo Joe: Oh, well. Then, fuck it!
Stu: What? What do you mean, fuck it?
Tattoo Joe: Bangkok has him now, and she’ll never let him go.
[Phil turns to the old monk they released from prison]
Phil: You hear that? Huh? Is this what you wanted?
Alan: No!
Phil: You happy now?
Hangover 2
Doug: What’s going on? Where are you guys?
Phil: I don’t know, man! We woke up in some shit hole room in some city.
Doug: Oh, God! What city?
Phil: I don’t know, Doug! Fuckin’ Asia town!
Hangover 2