Siamtastic's Overheard in Thailand » Jobs http://www.siamtastic.com Funny and interesting stuff overhead in Thailand Sat, 04 Feb 2012 16:09:04 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 It’s inevitable http://www.siamtastic.com/its-inevitable/ http://www.siamtastic.com/its-inevitable/#comments Tue, 13 Dec 2011 20:22:15 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=271
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    Overheard at Morning-Night bar by Gomez

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    Overheard on Soi 22

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    ]]>     http://www.siamtastic.com/odd-questions/feed/ 0     Vocational Choices http://www.siamtastic.com/vocational-choices/ http://www.siamtastic.com/vocational-choices/#comments Wed, 16 Jun 2010 08:26:11 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/2010/06/16/vocational-choices/
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    Beggar sitting at the bottom of the steps: “Oh, lady no good. Bad girls.”

    How screwed up is that when beggars are passing judgment on your vocational choices?

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    ]]>     http://www.siamtastic.com/vocational-choices/feed/ 0     Job Descriptions http://www.siamtastic.com/job-descriptions/ http://www.siamtastic.com/job-descriptions/#comments Wed, 16 Jun 2010 08:07:33 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/2010/06/16/job-descriptions/ Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> Guy talking to girl in bar: So what do you do?

    Bargirl: I go with man

    – From Big Mango Blog

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    ]]>     http://www.siamtastic.com/job-descriptions/feed/ 0     Work Permit http://www.siamtastic.com/work-permit/ http://www.siamtastic.com/work-permit/#comments Wed, 16 Jun 2010 08:03:02 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/2010/06/16/work-permit/ Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> Guy #1: Masterbate?!?! Who the hell masterbates in Thailand?

    Guy #2: Yeah, I’m pretty sure you have to have a work permit to do that.

    – Overhead in a bar in Bangkok

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