Guy 1: Oh, and never touch a Buddhist on the head. That’s a big no-no.
Guy 2 (seated behind Guy 1): Did you obtain all of your knowledge about Thailand from travel guides?
Overheard on Thai Airways flight from Narita to BKK by Ronald
I’m just saying, if you have a choice, never pick the one with the scorpion tattoo. Trust me on that!
Overheard in Nana Plaza by Oliver
What’s even better than scoring a booty call at 3am is asking her to stop and pick up McDonald’s on her way over.
Overheard on Soi 23 by Dan
Man looking unhappy with wife in cafe.
Girl cafe worker: Why do men bring there wives to Thailand?
Another girl cafe worker: Honey! they only bring them once.
Overheard in coffee shop by Todd
All of these fortune tellers are out of business as soon as someone makes a Magic 8 Ball in Thai
Overheard in the Soi 5 to 7 alley by Jack
Guy on his mobile: You stole her Buddha amulet? And you don’t see the problem with that?
Overheard on Silom by Gary
It’s uncomfortable when you’re out with a girl and run into an ex. It’s embarrassing when you run into two ex’s. It’s time to go the fuck home when the third ex shows up.
Overheard at Long Table by Ian
Nobody complains if you take a car to a mechanic before buying it. When you buy a house you have an inspector come out and inspect it for possible problems. But women, you don’t get that. No returns. No refunds. Let the buyer beware.
Overheard on Soi 33 by Uri
Ah well, it’s all semen under the bridge
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