Siamtastic's Overheard in Thailand » Funny http://www.siamtastic.com Funny and interesting stuff overhead in Thailand Sat, 04 Feb 2012 16:09:04 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Credentials http://www.siamtastic.com/credentials/ http://www.siamtastic.com/credentials/#comments Sat, 04 Feb 2012 16:09:04 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=375 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> Going to a go-go bar and trying to impress the ladies is about as sad as walking into McDonald’s with your CV and trying convince them you’re qualified to purchase a hamburger.

Overheard in Long Gun by Ramon

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]]> http://www.siamtastic.com/credentials/feed/ 0 I am what I am http://www.siamtastic.com/i-am-what-i-am/ http://www.siamtastic.com/i-am-what-i-am/#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:06:58 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=373
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    Girl: I know, ATM’s have money

    Overheard at Titanium by Fresh

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    ]]>     http://www.siamtastic.com/i-am-what-i-am/feed/ 0     Weed! http://www.siamtastic.com/weed/ http://www.siamtastic.com/weed/#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 16:05:49 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=371 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> So I jump off the motorbike and her dad walks up to me and hands me a bunch of weed. Welcome to Issan.

    Overheard at Zanzibar by Chulaboy

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    ]]>     http://www.siamtastic.com/weed/feed/ 0     Nip Tuck http://www.siamtastic.com/nip-tuck/ http://www.siamtastic.com/nip-tuck/#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:03:35 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=369 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> I’ve always wondered why there is so little cosmetic surgery just for men. I mean, where’s the ball lift surgery?

    Overheard at Bar Su by Nolan

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    ]]>     http://www.siamtastic.com/nip-tuck/feed/ 0     Saved by the boobs http://www.siamtastic.com/saved-by-the-boobs/ http://www.siamtastic.com/saved-by-the-boobs/#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 16:03:29 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=367
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    Overheard at Sin Bin by Hector

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    ]]>     http://www.siamtastic.com/saved-by-the-boobs/feed/ 0     The Voices http://www.siamtastic.com/the-voices/ http://www.siamtastic.com/the-voices/#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 16:00:42 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=363
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    Overheard at The Dubliner by Fox

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    ]]>     http://www.siamtastic.com/the-voices/feed/ 0     Indians Everywhere http://www.siamtastic.com/indians-everywhere/ http://www.siamtastic.com/indians-everywhere/#comments Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:48:45 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=360
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    Same Thai gal noticing Indian guy standing behind her: Ooops!

    Overheard on the BTS.

    * “Men” is Thai for something that stinks or smells bad.

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    ]]>     http://www.siamtastic.com/indians-everywhere/feed/ 0     Hangover Cure! http://www.siamtastic.com/hangover-cure/ http://www.siamtastic.com/hangover-cure/#comments Thu, 26 Jan 2012 16:50:08 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=357
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    Overheard at Burbon Street by Gotcha

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    ]]>     http://www.siamtastic.com/hangover-cure/feed/ 0     Teething Pains http://www.siamtastic.com/teething-pains/ http://www.siamtastic.com/teething-pains/#comments Wed, 25 Jan 2012 01:33:35 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=338 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> When I went to take a shower there were teeth marks in the soap. I’m like WTF?!?

    Overheard at Penalty Spot by Taz

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    Overheard on BTS by FredK

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