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  • admin 4:09 pm on February 4, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Credentials 

    Going to a go-go bar and trying to impress the ladies is about as sad as walking into McDonald’s with your CV and trying convince them you’re qualified to purchase a hamburger.

    Overheard in Long Gun by Ramon

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  • admin 4:06 pm on February 3, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    I am what I am 

    Guy: I’m not just some ATM
    Girl: I know, ATM’s have money

    Overheard at Titanium by Fresh

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  • admin 4:05 pm on February 2, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Weed! 

    So I jump off the motorbike and her dad walks up to me and hands me a bunch of weed. Welcome to Issan.

    Overheard at Zanzibar by Chulaboy

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  • admin 4:03 pm on February 1, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Nip Tuck 

    I’ve always wondered why there is so little cosmetic surgery just for men. I mean, where’s the ball lift surgery?

    Overheard at Bar Su by Nolan

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  • admin 4:03 pm on January 30, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Saved by the boobs 

    If she wasn’t so hot, I would be pissed

    Overheard at Sin Bin by Hector

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  • admin 4:00 pm on January 30, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    The Voices 

    You keep talking but all I can hear is, “Let’s go to Soi Cowboy”

    Overheard at The Dubliner by Fox

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  • admin 5:48 pm on January 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Indians Everywhere 

    Thai gal to her farang boyfriend: It smells like Indians. Men!

    Same Thai gal noticing Indian guy standing behind her: Ooops!

    Overheard on the BTS.

    * “Men” is Thai for something that stinks or smells bad.

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  • admin 4:50 pm on January 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Hangover Cure! 

    If you wake up every morning with a hangover, at some point, it’s no longer a hangover. It’s just normal.

    Overheard at Burbon Street by Gotcha

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  • admin 1:33 am on January 25, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Teething Pains 

    When I went to take a shower there were teeth marks in the soap. I’m like WTF?!?

    Overheard at Penalty Spot by Taz

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  • admin 1:32 am on January 24, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Donkey Puncher 

    Did I punch you in the dick last night?

    Overheard on BTS by FredK

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