The Bum Gun
My friend, you have not lived until you’ve shot a spray of water up your ass.
Overheard at JJ’s by Karl
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You’re soooooo big
Welcome to Thailand, the giant calculator capital of the world.
Overheard near Suk Soi 5 by Liz
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Squatting Fun
When the best part of your day involves a squat toilet, it’s fair to say you had a shitty day, no pun intended.
Overheard at Bully’s by Brian
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Aim Low
Life just works out so much better if you don’t have any expectations
Overheard at sidewalk bar after-hours on Sukhumvit by Hoss
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Flashed
The first time I saw everyone stop in the BTS station at 6pm when they play the national anthem I thought it was a flash mob.
Overheard at Times Square by Peter
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University Outfits
Is it just me or does it make no sense that the conservative element in Thai society forces university students to wear uniforms to protect their moral values yet banging a girl in a uni outfit is in every heterosexual guy’s top five all-time sexual fantasies?
Overheard at Sports Academy by Chaz
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Knowing Thai Women
Guy 1: I’ve been married five times, I know a thing or two about Thai women.
guy 2: Actually, it sounds like you don’t know shit about Thai women.
Overheard Big Mango Bar by Wilson
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People Watching
Basically, everything you need to know about Thai culture can be learned from hanging out in Siam Paragon and watching people.
Overheard in Black Swan by Bones
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Back Home
When people back home email and ask what they should do when they’re in Bangkok they should specify whether they mean stuff they can go back home and tell people about or stuff that should never be mentioned again.
Overheard at Sin Bin by AB
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Weed!
So I jump off the motorbike and her dad walks up to me and hands me a bunch of weed. Welcome to Issan.
Overheard at Zanzibar by Chulaboy