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  • admin 4:09 pm on February 4, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Credentials 

    Going to a go-go bar and trying to impress the ladies is about as sad as walking into McDonald’s with your CV and trying convince them you’re qualified to purchase a hamburger.

    Overheard in Long Gun by Ramon

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  • admin 4:06 pm on February 3, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    I am what I am 

    Guy: I’m not just some ATM
    Girl: I know, ATM’s have money

    Overheard at Titanium by Fresh

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  • admin 4:00 pm on January 30, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    The Voices 

    You keep talking but all I can hear is, “Let’s go to Soi Cowboy”

    Overheard at The Dubliner by Fox

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  • admin 1:33 am on January 25, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Teething Pains 

    When I went to take a shower there were teeth marks in the soap. I’m like WTF?!?

    Overheard at Penalty Spot by Taz

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  • admin 1:32 am on January 24, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Donkey Puncher 

    Did I punch you in the dick last night?

    Overheard on BTS by FredK

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  • admin 1:30 am on January 22, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    A nice red wine? 

    What kind of wine goes with bitter disappointment?

    Overheard at Tenderloins by PJ

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  • admin 1:28 am on January 21, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Fatty 

    Waitress: You’re fat!

    Farang Customer: Haha, yes, I’m pom pui.

    Waitress: No, you’re fat.

    Overheard in Butterfly Bar by Nightrider

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  • admin 1:25 am on January 20, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Pickles for Change 

    You know, last night you tried to pay the taxi driver with a cheese burger.

    Overheard in Brown Sugar by Mike

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  • admin 1:25 am on January 19, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Good Morning 

    There’s nothing quite like drinking on Sukhumvit until 9am and then getting on the BTS to the disapproving looks of people on their way to work.

    Overheard crossing Asok by Zulu

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    • Happy 12:18 am on January 20, 2012 Permalink

      I’ve been there. It’s funny watching all of the people giving you dirty looks.

  • admin 1:23 am on January 18, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Drunk Drivers 

    I’m not sure who was more drunk, me or the motorcycle taxi driver. But I’ll tell you this much, I’m glad it was him weaving in and out of pedestrians and not me.

    Overheard in Sportsman by Alex

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