A bad omen
I saw her profile pic and she was posed laying across a bed in a short-time hotel. It’s like an omen or something.
Overheard at Montien Hotel by Derek
I saw her profile pic and she was posed laying across a bed in a short-time hotel. It’s like an omen or something.
Overheard at Montien Hotel by Derek
She was wearing a fake mustache and, sadly, I found that somewhat erotic.
Overheard on Soi 22 by Karl
Frozen foods make an excellent ice cube replacement in a pinch.
Overheard at Villa Market by Rolf
If you’re living vicariously through me, you might want to head down to the STD clinic.
Overheard at Major Ekamai by Peter
The loneliest job in Thailand has to be being an honest cop.
Overheard at Central World, McDonald’s by Kos
Sorry, I got stuck at the pharmacy behind two meatheads trying to decide which steroids to buy.
Overheard at Long Table by Karl
Complicated? No, not at all. We just have sex with each other until one of us finds something better.
Overheard in Moonshine by Mark
I really don’t know what the right of way laws are here in Thailand. All I know is I better have 200 baht on me if I get pulled over.
Overheard at Lad Phrao by Steven