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  • admin 8:42 am on May 19, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    A bad omen 

    I saw her profile pic and she was posed laying across a bed in a short-time hotel. It’s like an omen or something.

    Overheard at Montien Hotel by Derek

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  • admin 8:42 am on May 18, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    It’s bushy 

    She was wearing a fake mustache and, sadly, I found that somewhat erotic.

    Overheard on Soi 22 by Karl

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  • admin 8:40 am on May 17, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Corn and Coke 

    Frozen foods make an excellent ice cube replacement in a pinch.

    Overheard at Villa Market by Rolf

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  • admin 8:38 am on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Is that covered by my insurance? 

    If you’re living vicariously through me, you might want to head down to the STD clinic.

    Overheard at Major Ekamai by Peter

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  • admin 8:56 am on May 13, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    I’m so lonely 

    The loneliest job in Thailand has to be being an honest cop.

    Overheard at Central World, McDonald’s by Kos

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  • admin 8:52 am on May 12, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Uhm, what? 

    Massage Girl: Do you want finger in ass?

    Overheard at Akane Fashion Massage by Anonymous

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  • admin 8:51 am on May 11, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    I’ll take the one that gives me man boobs 

    Sorry, I got stuck at the pharmacy behind two meatheads trying to decide which steroids to buy.

    Overheard at Long Table by Karl

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  • admin 8:50 am on May 10, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Easy Peasy 

    Complicated? No, not at all. We just have sex with each other until one of us finds something better.

    Overheard in Moonshine by Mark

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  • admin 8:49 am on May 9, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Now show me the money! 

    You had me at, “This round is on me.”

    Overheard at Hillary Bar by Andrew

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  • admin 8:47 am on May 8, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    The going rate 

    I really don’t know what the right of way laws are here in Thailand. All I know is I better have 200 baht on me if I get pulled over.

    Overheard at Lad Phrao by Steven

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