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  • admin 4:22 pm on February 29, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Killing it 

    The only thing I’ve accomplished today is taking a few more years off of the life of my liver.

    Overheard at Morning Night Bar by K1

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  • admin 4:21 pm on February 28, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Surprise! 

    I call it the anal surprise

    Overheard at Corner Bar by Alex

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  • admin 4:18 pm on February 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Repent Now! 

    I’ve done a lot of fucked up shit before but giving a sucker an even break is not one of them.

    Overheard at Terminal 21 by Scott

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  • admin 3:17 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Contact your financial advisor 

    I’m not taking financial advice from someone who needs a calculator to sum up my bar tab of two beers at 120 baht each.

    Overheard at the Beer Garden by Brad

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  • admin 4:15 pm on February 25, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Flashed 

    The first time I saw everyone stop in the BTS station at 6pm when they play the national anthem I thought it was a flash mob.

    Overheard at Times Square by Peter

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  • admin 11:34 pm on February 24, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Sorry, you’re not in our target demographic, sir. 

    My wife and I had to wait 3 days before our rental home in Jomtien would be ready. There is a short-time hotel nearby with very reasonable rates. A 3 hour rate and 1 day rate.

    Clerk: 3 hours or 1 day?

    Me: 3 days.

    Clerk: No one stay here 3 day

    Me: It’s OK. She is my WIFE.

    Clerk: No one bring wife here.

    Overheard by K at Sweat Love Inn Jomtien

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  • admin 4:13 pm on February 24, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Trust issues 

    I always use condoms but I never trust the Thai brands. I get a checkup at the clinic every six months just in case. But I don’t really trust the doctor or any of the lab techs who do the tests. Talk about trust issues. I got ‘em.

    Overheard at Penalty Spot by Marc

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  • admin 4:12 pm on February 23, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Yep, they have those too 

    Guy 1: Hey, ladyboys are people too.
    Guy 2: Yeah, people with dicks.

    Overheard outside Nana Plaza by Hendrix

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  • admin 4:33 pm on February 22, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Technicalities 

    Technically she wasn’t a true midget. Close though. Probably within a few centimeters of being a real midget though.

    Overheard at Cockwell Inn by Marv

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  • admin 4:31 pm on February 21, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    University Outfits 

    Is it just me or does it make no sense that the conservative element in Thai society forces university students to wear uniforms to protect their moral values yet banging a girl in a uni outfit is in every heterosexual guy’s top five all-time sexual fantasies?

    Overheard at Sports Academy by Chaz

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