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  • admin 1:25 am on January 20, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Pickles for Change 

    You know, last night you tried to pay the taxi driver with a cheese burger.

    Overheard in Brown Sugar by Mike

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  • admin 1:25 am on January 19, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Good Morning 

    There’s nothing quite like drinking on Sukhumvit until 9am and then getting on the BTS to the disapproving looks of people on their way to work.

    Overheard crossing Asok by Zulu

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    • Happy 12:18 am on January 20, 2012 Permalink

      I’ve been there. It’s funny watching all of the people giving you dirty looks.

  • admin 1:23 am on January 18, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Drunk Drivers 

    I’m not sure who was more drunk, me or the motorcycle taxi driver. But I’ll tell you this much, I’m glad it was him weaving in and out of pedestrians and not me.

    Overheard in Sportsman by Alex

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  • admin 1:22 am on January 17, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    N00b Advice 

    In Thailand, the best piece of advice I can give a newbie is to never be worth more dead than alive.

    Overheard at Tesco Lotus by Sporking

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  • admin 1:21 am on January 16, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Instant Replay 

    Nights like that make me wish I wore a helmet cam

    Overheard at Cheap Charlie’s by The Oz

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  • admin 1:20 am on January 15, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    These aren’t the droids you’re looking for 

    Dude, I’m a happy hour Jedi

    Overheard at Tilac Bar by Bangkok Lover

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  • admin 1:19 am on January 14, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    CIA 

    I know CIA when I see it. You’re totally a CIA agent. Don’t even start lying and telling me you’re not. I’ve been followed by the CIA before and you’re fucking CIA if I ever saw one.

    Overheard at Hideaway by BB

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  • admin 1:18 am on January 13, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Super Liver 

    I really don’t get it. All of the drinking I do and the doc said the liver is 100%. Either I’ve got the toughest liver in the world or I’m not trying hard enough. That said, you up for a Jager shot?

    Overheard at Bourbon Street by Chaz

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  • admin 1:17 am on January 12, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Squat Toilets and Drunks Don’t Mix 

    Whoever invented squat toilets surely didn’t have drunk people in mind.

    Overheard in Siam Paragon food court by Randy

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  • admin 1:14 am on January 11, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Twelve Ounce Curls 

    Now? No, I’m way too drunk to go to the gym.

    Overheard at Terminal 21 by Sergio

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