Pickles for Change
You know, last night you tried to pay the taxi driver with a cheese burger.
Overheard in Brown Sugar by Mike
You know, last night you tried to pay the taxi driver with a cheese burger.
Overheard in Brown Sugar by Mike
There’s nothing quite like drinking on Sukhumvit until 9am and then getting on the BTS to the disapproving looks of people on their way to work.
Overheard crossing Asok by Zulu
I’m not sure who was more drunk, me or the motorcycle taxi driver. But I’ll tell you this much, I’m glad it was him weaving in and out of pedestrians and not me.
Overheard in Sportsman by Alex
In Thailand, the best piece of advice I can give a newbie is to never be worth more dead than alive.
Overheard at Tesco Lotus by Sporking
Nights like that make me wish I wore a helmet cam
Overheard at Cheap Charlie’s by The Oz
Dude, I’m a happy hour Jedi
Overheard at Tilac Bar by Bangkok Lover
I know CIA when I see it. You’re totally a CIA agent. Don’t even start lying and telling me you’re not. I’ve been followed by the CIA before and you’re fucking CIA if I ever saw one.
Overheard at Hideaway by BB
I really don’t get it. All of the drinking I do and the doc said the liver is 100%. Either I’ve got the toughest liver in the world or I’m not trying hard enough. That said, you up for a Jager shot?
Overheard at Bourbon Street by Chaz
Whoever invented squat toilets surely didn’t have drunk people in mind.
Overheard in Siam Paragon food court by Randy
I’ve been there. It’s funny watching all of the people giving you dirty looks.