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  • admin 4:00 pm on January 31, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    I still believe 

    And me, I still believe in paradise. But now at least I know it’s not some place you can look for, ’cause it’s not where you go. It’s how you feel for a moment in your life when you’re a part of something, and if you find that moment… it lasts forever…

    Richard, The Beach

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  • admin 4:03 pm on January 30, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Saved by the boobs 

    If she wasn’t so hot, I would be pissed

    Overheard at Sin Bin by Hector

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  • admin 4:00 pm on January 30, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    The Voices 

    You keep talking but all I can hear is, “Let’s go to Soi Cowboy”

    Overheard at The Dubliner by Fox

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  • admin 5:48 pm on January 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Indians Everywhere 

    Thai gal to her farang boyfriend: It smells like Indians. Men!

    Same Thai gal noticing Indian guy standing behind her: Ooops!

    Overheard on the BTS.

    * “Men” is Thai for something that stinks or smells bad.

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  • admin 4:50 pm on January 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Hangover Cure! 

    If you wake up every morning with a hangover, at some point, it’s no longer a hangover. It’s just normal.

    Overheard at Burbon Street by Gotcha

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  • admin 1:33 am on January 25, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Teething Pains 

    When I went to take a shower there were teeth marks in the soap. I’m like WTF?!?

    Overheard at Penalty Spot by Taz

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  • admin 1:32 am on January 24, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Donkey Puncher 

    Did I punch you in the dick last night?

    Overheard on BTS by FredK

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  • admin 1:31 am on January 23, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Juiced Up 

    Why is their a condom filled with frozen orange juice in my fridge?

    SMS message from friend by SD

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  • admin 1:30 am on January 22, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    A nice red wine? 

    What kind of wine goes with bitter disappointment?

    Overheard at Tenderloins by PJ

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  • admin 1:28 am on January 21, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Fatty 

    Waitress: You’re fat!

    Farang Customer: Haha, yes, I’m pom pui.

    Waitress: No, you’re fat.

    Overheard in Butterfly Bar by Nightrider

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