Been down that road
At this point, I’m not even sure I know the meaning of shame.
Overheard at Sunrise Tacos by Paul
At this point, I’m not even sure I know the meaning of shame.
Overheard at Sunrise Tacos by Paul
I have a whole system for dealing with women. If possible, I take a pic of them with my phone so I remember what they look like. Then, in the address book I have them broken up into groups. If they have a pound sign next to their name, I’ve pounded them. If there’s an astrick next to their name it means I don’t want to hear from them again. If there’s a plus sign it means I want to sleep with them. And if there’s a minus sign next to their name it means . . . I’m not sure what that means but I’m sure I did it for a reason.
Overheard @ Robin Hood by Black Hat
It just feels so weird having to go to a premium market to get Kraft macaroni and cheese.
Overheard at Villa Market by Bandit
Guy popping his head into the bar: Hey, did I come in here last night?
Bartender: No
Guy popping his head into the bar: Good.
Overheard at Crazy Girls bar (Soi 22) by Miles
You ever wake up and find a bra in your bed and wonder how it got there?
Overheard at Starbucks Siam Paragon by Dirk
The more and more I read the local newspapers and see western educated Thais point out the problems in Thailand, it gives me hope that things might be on the edge of improving. Then I talk with other Thai people and realize that they would rather have 500 baht in exchange for their vote than voting in the best person for the job, and it makes me sad.
I got woken up by the police. That should tell you how last night went.
Overheard at Angel Witch by Steve
We all sat in the back at her wedding trying to guess who hadn’t fucked her. Who invites a bunch of their one night stands to their wedding?
Overheard at Starbucks – Times Square Building by Gator
Sooner or later every expat thinks he can make a killing running a bar. It’s human nature.
Overheard at Morning-Night bar by Gomez