The point is, this demon takes me to pretty weird places. Now we lost Teddy for two days in Bangkok. But that same demon, took us to hell and back to find him. We took on Bangkok and we won. Now that’s pretty fucking cool, if you ask me! Right?
Hangover 2
Stu: Listen Teddy. I’m really sorry. We didn’t mean for any of this to happen.
Teddy: It’s funny, I can’t remember anything. But when I woke up I was kinda happy.
Stu: Yeah!
Teddy: By the way, do you have any idea where my finger is?
Stu: Yeah, we gave it to a drug dealing monkey.
Teddy: Bangkok.
Stu: Yeah! Right? Fucking Bangkok!
Hangover 2
Kimmy: You should have seen him. He was so sexy. They way he move round. But I asked him slow down cause I drop my load to quick.
Stu: Load? What load?
Kimmy: Oh, you know. My sperms.
Stu: Uh…your English is off. You’re talking about my sperms. Your sperms aren’t from…
Kimmy: From my balls.
Phil: Hold on! Back up.
Stu: Uh…wait. Are…are you…?
[Kimmy takes off her robe]
Kimmy: Hey, you in Bangkok sweetie. There’s a reason they don’t call it Bangcunt.
[she turns around to reveal her penis]
Stu: Woh! Oh, God!
Phil: Wow!
Alan: I don’t get it. Is this a magic show?
Hangover 2
Phil: We’re looking for out friend Teddy. Have you seen him?
Tattoo Joe: Not since last night. Why? What happened?
Stu: Yeah, I’m supposed to marry his sister tomorrow and we kinda lost him.
Tattoo Joe: Oh, well. Then, fuck it!
Stu: What? What do you mean, fuck it?
Tattoo Joe: Bangkok has him now, and she’ll never let him go.
[Phil turns to the old monk they released from prison]
Phil: You hear that? Huh? Is this what you wanted?
Alan: No!
Phil: You happy now?
Hangover 2
Doug: What’s going on? Where are you guys?
Phil: I don’t know, man! We woke up in some shit hole room in some city.
Doug: Oh, God! What city?
Phil: I don’t know, Doug! Fuckin’ Asia town!
Hangover 2
I think one of Thailand’s biggest problems is that the Thais have no sense whatsoever of how anybody who isn’t Thai views their country. The Thais live in a Thai bubble. When a Thai person asks you what you think about Thailand or Thai food or Thai culture, if you don’t tell them that Thailand, the Thai people, and Thai culture isn’t the greatest thing on earth they think you’re a total asshole and suggest that you should fuck off and move back to your own country.
My problem with Thailand is that I love all of the Thai people I know but I hate everyone else.