Exchange Rates
I don’t know why but whenever I come to Thailand I always equate how much money I have with how many drinks it will buy and how many girls I can get with that.
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She’s a Doctor
Guy 1: Yeah, but she said it was okay without a condom.
Guy 2: You went bareback with a gogo girl?
Guy 1: She’s the one who suggested it.
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Change of Plans
Guy on mobile phone on BTS: What do you mean YOU changed the plans. Did you also change the plans to pay for you to pay for everything tonight? If not, you and your friends can meet me at MBK because that’s where I’m going with or without you.
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Give Credit Where Credit is Due
I think you should get a pass if you bang a really smoking hot chick. Your girlfriend should be proud you could pull a girl that hot and not pay for it.
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You Answered Your Own Question
Thai Girl: I have to set up many Facebook pages because the last guy, I block him from seeing my relationship status but then he go to all my friend’s pages and see that my other boyfriend say he in a relationship with me. Why farang man always checking everything?
Farang: Well, he was right. You are seeing someone else.
Thai Girl: Yes, but why he not trust me?
Farang: Are you serious?
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Spelling Bee Champion
How do you spell “Dick”?
Bar staff asking a customer to help her with a SMS message.
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My Sister, Jing Jing
So after 10 minutes of her speaking in English with someone on the phone I ask her, “Who the fuck was that?” She says, “My sister.” I’m like “Your sister doesn’t speak English. How fucking stupid do you think I am.”
Overheard in a gogo bar on Soi Cowboy
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Boobies Included
150 baht a beer? Unless I’m staring at some naked boobies when I drink I can’t imagine a reason to pay 150 baht for a beer.
Overheard on Soi 11
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It’s Simple Physics
In Thailand it’s not a matter of if you can get a girl on any given night. Even Stephen Hawking can score here. The only question is how hot she will be.
Overheard on Sukhumvit