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  • admin 8:31 am on June 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    Som Nam Na 

    Thai Girl: Read your horoscope.

    Farang Guy: I don’t believe in that stuff. I don’t care what it says.

    Thai Girl: Please!!! Read me your horoscope.

    At this point the guy reads the horoscope which mentions three different times that he shouldn’t give money to anyone this week. It said that people would be better served with his advice than his money.

    Farang Guy: Well, looks like you’re screwed. It says I shouldn’t give you any money.

    Thai Girl gets a pouty face.

    Farang Guy: Som nam na

    Note: Som nam na is a Thai expression that would loosely translate to something like “you deserve what you get.”

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  • admin 8:26 am on June 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    Say No To The Panda Channel 

    Guy: I don’t need the Panda Channel. If I want to see something lay around doing nothing all day except for eating I would just watch my girlfriend.

    – Overheard on Sukhumvit Soi 22

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  • admin 2:49 am on June 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply
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    Stop me if you’ve heard this one before 

    A transvestite, a midget, and a hooker walk into a bar . . . no, that’s not the beginning of a joke. That actually happened last night. God, I love Thailand.

    – Overheard at Subway on Sukhumvit

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  • admin 2:44 am on June 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply
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    Thai Letterman or Leno 

    Thailand needs a Thai David Letterman or Jay Leno. If more politicians knew they were going to be ridiculed every evening maybe they would stop saying and doing such stupid shit.

    – Overheard on BTS

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  • admin 2:43 am on June 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply
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    How to get rid of your Thai girlfriend 

    I’ll tell you what, if I was going to dump some crazy Thai chick I wouldn’t get wrapped up in all that drama. I would just put a mirror at the bottom of my pool and go someplace public where I could have an alibi. When they find her dead at the bottom of the pool staring at herself in the mirror I could say “Hey, I wasn’t even there. I was in some bar with 20 other people.”

    – Overheard in a Sukhumvit bar

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  • admin 8:26 am on June 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    Together We Can 

    Together We Can

    Farang: I see this farang guy getting out of a taxi arguing with his Thai girlfriend. She took a few swings and scratched him up a bit. Things escalated and he swung at her. Next thing you know every taxi driver, motorcycle taxi driver, and street stall owner ran over and beat the the guy senseless.

    Thai girl: Together we can!

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  • admin 4:07 am on June 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    Buy Me a Car 

    Thai woman: I think you should buy me a car.

    Farang guy: What? Why do you need a car? You don’t even know how to drive.

    Thai woman: I know but I think you should buy me a car. I like cars.

    Farang guy: You like pandas too but I’m not buying you one. How about I take you out in the parking lot and you can look at the cars just like I take you to the zoo to look at pandas?

    Thai woman: You don’t love me.

    Farang guy: Well if loving you means buying you a car then you’re right.

    – Overheard in the food court at Siam Paragon.

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  • admin 5:44 am on June 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply
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    Forward Thinking 

    “What good can my money do me if I’m dead? If I don’t spend it now I might not get the chance.”

    – From Bangkok Diaries



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  • admin 4:39 am on June 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply
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    I Didn’t Lie 

    So she asks me why I’m angry with her and I say “Because you lied to me.” And she says “I didn’t lie to you. I told you something that wasn’t true”

    Overheard in a bar on Soi 4.

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  • admin 1:50 am on June 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply
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    Tired 

    All she does is sleep. She puts the Thai in tired.

    Overheard on the BTS. Two guys talking to each other about their girlfriends.

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