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  • admin 5:48 pm on January 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Indians Everywhere 

    Thai gal to her farang boyfriend: It smells like Indians. Men!

    Same Thai gal noticing Indian guy standing behind her: Ooops!

    Overheard on the BTS.

    * “Men” is Thai for something that stinks or smells bad.

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  • admin 4:50 pm on January 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Hangover Cure! 

    If you wake up every morning with a hangover, at some point, it’s no longer a hangover. It’s just normal.

    Overheard at Burbon Street by Gotcha

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  • admin 1:33 am on January 25, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Teething Pains 

    When I went to take a shower there were teeth marks in the soap. I’m like WTF?!?

    Overheard at Penalty Spot by Taz

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  • admin 1:32 am on January 24, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Donkey Puncher 

    Did I punch you in the dick last night?

    Overheard on BTS by FredK

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  • admin 1:31 am on January 23, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Juiced Up 

    Why is their a condom filled with frozen orange juice in my fridge?

    SMS message from friend by SD

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  • admin 1:30 am on January 22, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    A nice red wine? 

    What kind of wine goes with bitter disappointment?

    Overheard at Tenderloins by PJ

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  • admin 1:28 am on January 21, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Fatty 

    Waitress: You’re fat!

    Farang Customer: Haha, yes, I’m pom pui.

    Waitress: No, you’re fat.

    Overheard in Butterfly Bar by Nightrider

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  • admin 1:25 am on January 20, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Pickles for Change 

    You know, last night you tried to pay the taxi driver with a cheese burger.

    Overheard in Brown Sugar by Mike

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  • admin 1:25 am on January 19, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Good Morning 

    There’s nothing quite like drinking on Sukhumvit until 9am and then getting on the BTS to the disapproving looks of people on their way to work.

    Overheard crossing Asok by Zulu

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    • Happy 12:18 am on January 20, 2012 Permalink

      I’ve been there. It’s funny watching all of the people giving you dirty looks.

  • admin 1:23 am on January 18, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Drunk Drivers 

    I’m not sure who was more drunk, me or the motorcycle taxi driver. But I’ll tell you this much, I’m glad it was him weaving in and out of pedestrians and not me.

    Overheard in Sportsman by Alex

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