Farang 1: Is it too early to be drinking on Christmas day? Farang 2: I’m pretty sure it’s open season from now until New Years.
The Spirit of Christmas
Nothing says, Christmas like Tilac Bar. Overheard on Facebook.
Souless
You can’t hurt a fat girl’s feelings. They have no soul. Overheard by Perry
Teachers get no respect
I don’t want to hear that bullshit about they’re working in the bar because they’re poor. Half these girls make more money than their customers. You think any of those poor slobs is making 2000 baht for teaching 90 minutes of English? Overheard by Pooker09
There goes a good plan
I’m pretty drunk. That might throw a wrench in your plans. Overheard by Sish
Or a hand model
If she said she’s a model, she must be the Before picture in weight loss ads Overheard by Perry
Questioning your beliefs
Thais are the only Asians who make you wonder about the “Asians are good at math” stereotype Overheard by Kevin
It’s all about the trust
Never trust a girl who agrees to anal without much of a fight. Overheard by RJ
Tax Advice
I’m pretty sure you can deduct barfines as a charitable contribution. Overheard by David
Myths
A Thai girl without baggage is a like like a weapon of mass destruction, everybody’s looking for one but nobody has found one yet. Overheard by James
