Sage advice

by admin on July 19, 2010

Never be too proud to solve a problem that a little cash couldn’t solve a lot quicker.

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Giving In

by admin on July 19, 2010

I’ve just learned to accept that when you’re with a Thai girl, what’s your’s is her’s and what’s her’s is her’s.

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Business 101

July 17, 2010

Sitting at one of those street bars out on Sukhumvit after hours I was talking to the owner of one of the bars. All of the other bars were full but I was her only customer. Me: You know, all of the other bars are playing Hotel California and stuff like that. You should play [...]

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Dreaming in Tinglish

July 15, 2010

This place must be getting to me. Last night I was dreaming I was playing in the ocean with my girlfriend and there was a stingray in the water. My girlfriend said “Be careful sting fish.” Sting fish? She’s never seen a stingray. I just made up sting fish in my dream because that’s what [...]

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Elephant Taxi

July 12, 2010

So there I was one night, riding an elephant from Soi Cowboy to The Thermae. Of course, I was drunk.

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Massage Parlors

July 4, 2010

Guy to his friend: The best way to tell if a massage parlor is legit is to walk by it with your girlfriend. If all the women out front pretend you don’t even exist you can be pretty sure that they offer special services.

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Som Nam Na

June 28, 2010

Thai Girl: Read your horoscope. Farang Guy: I don’t believe in that stuff. I don’t care what it says. Thai Girl: Please!!! Read me your horoscope. At this point the guy reads the horoscope which mentions three different times that he shouldn’t give money to anyone this week. It said that people would be better [...]

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Say No To The Panda Channel

June 28, 2010

Guy: I don’t need the Panda Channel. If I want to see something lay around doing nothing all day except for eating I would just watch my girlfriend. – Overheard on Sukhumvit Soi 22

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Stop me if you’ve heard this one before

June 26, 2010

A transvestite, a midget, and a hooker walk into a bar . . . no, that’s not the beginning of a joke. That actually happened last night. God, I love Thailand. – Overheard at Subway on Sukhumvit

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Thai Letterman or Leno

June 25, 2010

Thailand needs a Thai David Letterman or Jay Leno. If more politicians knew they were going to be ridiculed every evening maybe they would stop saying and doing such stupid shit. – Overheard on BTS

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