Farang 1: Is it too early to be drinking on Christmas day? Farang 2: I’m pretty sure it’s open season from now until New Years.
Nothing says, Christmas like Tilac Bar. Overheard on Facebook.
You can’t hurt a fat girl’s feelings. They have no soul. Overheard by Perry
I don’t want to hear that bullshit about they’re working in the bar because they’re poor. Half these girls make more money than their customers. You think any of those poor slobs is making 2000 baht for teaching 90 minutes of English? Overheard by Pooker09
I’m pretty drunk. That might throw a wrench in your plans. Overheard by Sish
If she said she’s a model, she must be the Before picture in weight loss ads Overheard by Perry
Thais are the only Asians who make you wonder about the “Asians are good at math” stereotype Overheard by Kevin
Never trust a girl who agrees to anal without much of a fight. Overheard by RJ
I’m pretty sure you can deduct barfines as a charitable contribution. Overheard by David
A Thai girl without baggage is a like like a weapon of mass destruction, everybody’s looking for one but nobody has found one yet. Overheard by James